Squidly McFratboy

This guy. Don’t be this guy.

The Road to Nowhere

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The long, flat and straight roads make me understand why some guys ride cruisers. I’m still uninterested in having my feet so far forward, it makes for lousy (and if not “lousy”, inarguably worse) control when the road starts winding. … Continue reading

Vintage ad love

There’s no getting around it, the Volkswagen/Porsche 914/916 is U-G-L-Y. There’s a reason hipsters always seem to choose the 1970s as the decade to celebrate ironically. But I’ve heard tell that a car’s looks don’t have much effect on what it’s like to drive, and by most accounts this car was a blast. And I’ve seen one restored like new in a hideous ’70s orange that was beautiful in its own right (though it may have been the clear love of the owner I found so moving).

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Vintage Bike Love

I’ll be getting off my string of vintage BMW S bikes soon, I promise. But before I do, I have one last vintage ad to share. This one really highlights the bike’s ability to tour and cover great distance at great speed. The leap in technology to today is just incredible, as the comparable bike would be the tech-laden K1600GT. What a difference 35 years makes.

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Subtract 35 years to 1943. BMW had more than doubled the horsepower output from ’43 to ’78, just as it has again from ’78 until now. But everything else about the bikes was much more similar to it’s earlier brethren. Disc brakes were the radical advance in technology. Everything else was pretty archaic: conventional suspension (compared to today’s paralever and telelever to counteract shaft drive oddities), carburettors and petcocks predating fuel injection, no ABS or traction control, no stereos with MP3 or satellite radio options, no GPS, no self-leveling headlights or electronic suspensions adjusting at the press of a button…

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The R90S/R100S may not be as classically beautiful as the old “/2″ Earles fork models, that’s for the eye of the beholder to decide, but if you’re seeking an interesting vintage bike the R100S is a particular gem. They sell for old Triumph amounts of money, but are far more rare. Easily my pick for an awesome, do-it-all vintage bike that still exudes style.

Vintage Bike Love

The BMW R90S was arguably the world’s first superbike, with a pair of them taking first and second place in the 1976 inaugural AMA Superbike race at Daytona. It was also perhaps the first sport-touring bike with a level and balance of speed, comfort, handling, amenities, and simplicity that no other bike could match for a long, long time…

This two-page ad was found online in separate halves. I stitched it together (poorly) and enhanced it’s colors in Picasa. Click to embiggen.

Vintage Bike Love

Readers of this blog know I love European motorcycles, and have a special soft spot in my heart for BMWs. Here’s a vintage ad showing why I wanted a boxer since high school auto shop. (Click to embiggen.)

BMW eventually did upgrade to overhead cams for dramatic power gains, but the ad’s “Harley-ness” just makes me giggle.